Thursday, July 3, 2008

Top Ten US Sex Laws

I have had to post a lot of sad, and serious issues recently. It occurs to me that we could all use a little laughter. For that purpose I am posting this list that I discovered at College Times.

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida. (Do we really need a law for this?)
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

5 comments:

matttbastard said...

I would love to know the story behind #8.

Kismet said...

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

LMAO! Arrest me now!

Danny said...

I'd really like to know #10 is based on a weight limit...

Gemini Girl said...

OMG! I can't stop laughing! These really exist?

My first response is:

Q: How do you have sex with a porcupine?

A: Carefully and definitely with the lights on!

The joke also takes care of what I think about #2 & #8

I so don't want to know how law #10 came to be...

Would #5 & #4 be a bit of a he said/she said "kind've thing"?

You have made my day!

Gemini

Alexa said...

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

Just so you know (and you may know, I don't know! lol), Lawrence v. Texas invalidated such laws. Therefore, technically it is no longer illegal in those states to orally copulate.