Well it's been a while since I have given out a colluder award. This week it goes hands down to Margaret Cho for her sexist attack on Sarah Palin. There is absolutely no doubt that almost everything that Palin stands for is anti woman but reducing her to a sex object for the sake of a few cheap laughs is anti-woman and anti-feminist.
But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with fucking her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna cum multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and "I don't care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl" kind of fucking with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!
Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan pussy from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I'm just trying to keep warm!
Patriarchy continually reduces women to fuckable objects; and for a woman to perform the same behaviour is collusion. Shit like this is exactly why women continue to be marginalized and oppressed. This is not liberating or empowering; it says to the world that that the only thing valuable about us is the gadget between our legs. I am all for women demanding orgasms and being sexual beings but this kind of commentary is just pussy pandering to titillate the patriarchal imagination.
There is a reason why no one is talking about whether or not the "first dude" is worthy to work out your jones with. Todd Palin despite being conventionally attractive has a ...are you ready....dick. First dude might get ridiculed for being the "man behind the woman" (no sexual imagery intended), however he won't be reduced to a fuckable object because his body is male. There I said it. First dude has a dick, so let's not tee hee to ourselves about how hot he may, or may not be, or the various things we would like to insert in his orifices, because that is just not how the male body is constructed. Instead we will save it all for Sarah and in the process demean all women.
First Dude will even notice some increase in rank. You see, he is tapping the ass that everyone is talking about. Since sex is still considered something that men do to women, when he is challenged with a reduced masculinity his ability to fuck Sarah, thus marking his territory will prevent him from being totally emasculated. Todd and Sarah are both in the limelight but what separates them is more than political office, what separates them is gender. As long as women continue to be deemed always available for male sexual pleasure she will continue to be devalued and he will continue to be the invisible body behind (sexual innuendo intended) the woman. Tap, Tap, Tap, That Ass!