Cure Cancer Buy A Pair Of Jingle Jugs

You ever click a link and say to yourself what the fuck was I thinking? Well I found this horrendous website through Hoyden About Town.   Now that I have seen this ridiculous shit, I can’t fall asleep until I blog it out of my system.

Cancer is a very serious disease, and I am tired of breast cancer being portrayed as a loss to men.  Saving women’s lives should not be about preserving men’s favourite toys.  I further cannot believe that I am once again saying that disembodied female body parts are unacceptable.  Really, seriously get a clue.


For a mere 19.99 you can own a pair of musical Jingle Jugs, while at the same time showing your support for breast cancer research.  Yeah, save the titties men need something to drool over.

If you are thinking that this offensive little product could not be any more repulsive just wait for what follows…..drumroll…this disgusting set of wall mountable boobies, moves rhythmically  to the song Titties & Beer. It even has a motion censor. 

How many times are we going to see a pink ribbon slapped on something that is completely offensive in an attempt to legitimize it?  It has come to the point that this sexist commercialization has so corrupted  the meaning of the pink ribbon, it is almost anti-feminist to wear one.  Save the boobies, buy something offensive and then pat yourself on the back for doing something to “support” women.  Great way to celebrate breast cancer awareness month and get a jump on your Christmas shopping isn’t it?

The sick commercialization of breast cancer has got to come to end.  Women started this movement to raise awareness to a disease that the medical establishment was choosing to ignore, and now it is time that we reclaim it. We cannot make any positive progress while the hunt for the cure is represented by disgusting products like this. 


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