Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis says English women 'do not wash their genitalia'. De Laurentiis was reacting to four Napoli players being linked with moves to England. 'If these players piss me off then, OK, they can piss off to England. But they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery.'
Here we have a conflict between men, and who ends up being disciplined..naturally women. It only makes sense that the way to truly insult a man is to put down his mate, or potential mate because women are naturally the possession of males and not their equals.
When patriarchy is not busy slut shaming us, exploiting us, or abusing of us they use their free time to remind us that we are just foul smelling women. Certainly we are all beneath them, after all who ever heard of a man having a smelly groin, nope only vaginas stink.
I wonder if he has gone to Britain and personally sniffed every single vagina? Has he followed women into the bathroom to ascertain their washrooms habits? The only thing that De Larentiis knows for certain is that some of his football players may leave his team. Apparently that is upsetting enough to demean all women, for why else do women exist if not to serve as the brunt of male frustration.
I could do a rant about what a douche De Laurentiis is, or go into the theory behind the idea that vaginas stink, but honestly I am sick of dealing with this crap. I am sick of saying how offended I am, only to turn around and run into some asshat douche who thinks that he exists with the right to demean women because he was born with a penis between his legs.
I am not a hater of penises. I think that they are pretty cool, however the power we ascribe to them is ridiculous. Let's consider that they are notoriously unreliable. You never know if they are going to show up for work and once they get there who knows if they are going to fall asleep on the job or not. They have a nasty habit of spitting; at times without warning, and there is really no mystery to them. They simply bounce along day after day weighed down by two furry testicles that remind of Benwa Balls without the benefits. Is this really something we should be worshipping? If a penis was a worker not even the strongest union could stop it from being fired.
So De Laurentiis until you can recognize that there is nothing special about you, outside of your privilege please STFU & L. The world has enough pollution without you adding to it.