Tuesday, February 17, 2009

PETA Goes Lesbian

Should we ever have a society in which all people are equally valued, PETA would be out of business.  They thrive on minimizing people to gain attention for their cause and ultimately ending up reducing and exploiting the most marginalized members of our society.  Their method of engagement is often so offensive that their message gets lost. In their latest pimping of pussy PETA has decided to stage a girl on girl make out tour. The following image is NSFW


According to PETA, Why do vegetarians have it all over meat-eaters in the bedroom? For one thing, vegetarians are, on average, more fit and trim and have more energy and stamina than people who stuff themselves with fat-laden meat, dairy products, and eggs. And then there's a possibility of impotence: The cholesterol in meat and other animal products slows the flow of blood to all the body's vital organs, not just to the heart. And speaking of heart, there's nothing sexy about someone who turns a blind eye to the daily suffering of the billions of animals who are raised and killed for food each year.

"What could be more of a turn-on than snuggling up to someone who's both passionate and compassionate?" asks PETA veggie vixen Nadia Elmuanier. 

To ensure that bystanders got the message loud and clear another PETA volunteer held the sign below.

image What a wonderful message to send.  Just give up the meat and you will be this wild sexy love machine.  Nothing else about you matters, only your ability to titillate.

Of course you need to be a vegetarian because you don’t want to take the risk of being a fatty.  PETA has made a point of letting us know exactly how disgusting teh fat is.  An extra roll on the stomach is enough to sentence you to a life of loneliness and despair.

I particularly love the idea that we should make our bodies better for others.  Heaven forbid we should take a moments peace to love ourselves as we are. If you are one of the fatties, you cannot possibly be a good lover.  Gee just imagine all this time I was under the false impression that to be a good lover all you really needed was to be attentive to your lovers likes and dislikes. Who would ever have guessed that a reciprocal exchange was not the best path to contentment.

Oh and if the above didn’t make you irritated enough….


What do two lesbians need the most?  You guessed it, a bit of the dick to legitimize their activities.  Yeah, it’s not really sex unless somehow a penis is involved.  No matter how much PETA may pretend that this latest stunt isn’t sexist and lesbophobic, clearly the addition of the male proves the point.  All this little love fest shows is that lesbian relationships need validation and that women exist to titillate the sexual fantasies of men. 

Once again Fail, Fail, Fail.

The only animal PETA is concerned with is privilege.  They never fail to take advantage of their privileges to belittle people.  How many times can one organization be homophobic, transphobic, fat hating, and racist without realizing the hierarchies that they are enforcing.? What pisses me off the most about PETA is their ends justifies the means method.  They have been called out repeatedly by various organizations and yet they continue to use the same tactics.  If animals only had PETA to defend them they would be far more exploited than they are today, as all of this inflammatory behaviour only makes people want to dig right into a fillet mignon out of spite.

H/T  After Ellen

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