Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Of Course Something Is Wrong With Your Vagina

Whoever heard of a healthy vagina?  If you were to believe the common discourse, a vagina is diseased, smelly place that men only brave long enough to get off.  For daring to brave such intimate proximity to the “naturally corrupt” female genitalia, some have donned a badge of courage because only the bravest man would risk himself to confront the mythical toothed vagina; that seeks to devour penises out of sheer envy.  The vagina is so problematic that most times it is referred to by some sort of euphemism and  it can even be thrown as a vile insult.  No one is ever happy to be called a cunt or a pussy.

What should one do, if you have been born with the misfortune of  possessing one of these pesky things?  From the moment you start to become a realized being, it will be your responsibility to tame this wild body part.  You will be forced to make sure that it smells rose garden lovely, is attractive look at, suitably tight enough to pleasure a penis and is always available on demand.   Considering all that comes with possessing a vagina it can be overwhelming.  As a woman you  have your double day to work, all while making sure you retain your suitable aura of submissive femininity and therefore;  we should be thankful that modern technology has created tools to help us poor afflicted beings with our issues.

Drum roll please….Introducing……

 

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St.Botanica Lady Secret Serum

Tighten & Restore the grip of Vagina

Product Features

1. Firms and tightens the vagina naturally at the same time to give more pleasure and comfort.
2. Contains estrogen helping to restore lubrication solving the problem of vaginal dryness.
3. Help in restoring the vagina suppleness.
4. Helpful in protection from microbial pathogens.
5. Also increase vaginal secretion and contraction of vaginal channel.
6. Reduce excessive mucus of the vagina.
7. It is an anti-inflammatory that stop swelling and dispel unpleasant odor.
8. Contracts and reshape the vaginal walls to intensify intimate pleasure.

Experience the Pleasure of young age again with St Botanica Lady Secret.

Are you feeling the same relief that I am?….Finally something that will make my unkept, unruly vagina into the perfect place of male satisfaction.  My womanhood can finally be complete and all it will take is spending my few disposable dollars on this remarkable item to fix everything that nature got wrong with my girly bits.

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Isn’t the combination of ageism and sexism absolute perfection?   Not only are you born with a “deficient member”, it only gets worse as you go through life. I personally love the fact that it stimulates your libido on top of it all, ‘cause you know it’s your duty to have sex even if you don’t want to.  Only frigid women turn down the opportunity to be a cum receptacle upon demand.

I am sick and tired of being shamed for being born with a vagina.  It’s an awesome body part.  What else can expand to give life to another human being? What else is capable of producing so much pleasure?  What else is so beautiful and intricately crafted?  It certainly is no penis; it is a wonder unto itself.  The problem is not the vagina; the issue is that we have overly invested in the penis to support patriarchy.  While it is not good to reduce women to body parts, I do feel that it is necessary to point out that the female body is a wonder and when we dishonour it, and contort it to support patriarchy we are only  taking on a colluder status.  So on behalf of all of us problematized,vagina bearing beings….St.Botinca keep your noxious spray away from my goddess perfected, beautifully shaped, vagina. 


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