I live with seven men; it's totally platonic. If you're wandering alone, you should walk into the first house that looks open -- especially if it looks like other strange men live there. Remember girls, a bed is a bed, you don't need to know whose it is to sleep in it. Cook, clean, men. If you need to clean a kitchen, invite in rabid animals to help you. They can do things like lick plates. I do not have a hard time talking to animals, mostly I just sing. It's really fun to give your friends nicknames on their most obvious features, much like a frat house would. Sneezy actually has a very server medical problem, Dopey is a pot head and a big dumb ass. Older women when they're ugly are very trustworthy, but when they're pretty, watch out they're evil. I would rather die waiting for a gorgeous prince charming than to settle for a guy that's small. Guy's aren't supposed to be short, that's funny. I like mirrors so much, I let other people watch me through them. It's important to be fair, you have to be the fairest. If you go outside and get a little sun stop it, you need to be fair. You know you've made it as the prettiest person when everyone around you wants to kill you - fair fair fairest, White, White, Whitest. Don't ever eat fruit, that shit is so bad for you.
I suspect we will have the usual naysayers show up to defend Disney, using the it's just a cartoon defense. I think that it is really rather telling, that Snow White is the first full length Disney movie, because it has set the tone for everything that has followed. Disney thrives on errasure and being the fairest of the fair, is not something little girls of colour can ever be. I suppose we could say that it is a product of its times, except that people of colour, socially aware women, lesbians, disabled people, fat people, little people, etc., all existed when this movie was made. Marginalized bodies didn't matter then and they continue to matter little when the project is about maintaining hierarchy rather than promoting equality.