Do you know what that is?
It's chicken in a can. That's right, chicken in a can. Apparently, the disgusting gunk around it is "delicious broth."
My disgust with this product was not enough for him. He decided to suggest that I have some beautiful chicken for breakfast, and then promised to be around to taunt me at lunch time. Look, there are some things, and chicken is certainly one of them, that does not belong in a can. When I told him that I planned to share his abuse of me with others, he giggled with glee. He is absolutely shameless and so I ask you dear readers, is this not a shameful abuse of friendship? Some things do not need to be shared.
Okay, since I have started a gross a thon, please share whatever unique or ridiculous food products that you have come across recently.