Friday, July 8, 2011

The Princess Bible

You ever see something and think to yourself this cannot be real?

Girls long to be loved and adored, and give their heart to their hero. God is that hero! The characteristics focused on in this Bible storybook will help your little girl blossom into the princess she was created to be. Virtues to create beauty such as compassion, sharing, and truth are highlighted in fun and engaging ways. The perfect format for girls to learn about their destiny as a daughter of their King. Features included are: Beauty Secrets, Bible Princesses, My Hero (Scripture promises), Take a Bow (Easy plays that are Bible-focused), I Adore You (Put girls energy to use with songs, scripture and worship), Royal Truths, Down In My Heart (Scripture Memory), Princess Charming, Worthy of Love (Ideas to show how to love her royal subjects: family, siblings, friends and those in the community).

This full-sized Bible in the International Children's Bible® translation is the Bible kids can read and understand!  Embellished with glittering foil and fun sparkle, this Bible is sure to be an instant favorite among princesses of all ages.  No other publisher has a Princess Bible in paperback format.

Of course you need something to carry all of the pink princess religiosity and so I present you with the Precious Moments Pink Lamb Bible Cover.
Well it's all real and available on Amazon.

I don't have any daughters but I do have a niece and never in a million years would I send her something like this. I think what I find most disturbing is that knowledge that princess bible will be paired with some fantastic misogyny thanks to those who practice fundamental Christianity.  Would it really be all that sacrilegious to say that yes I love God but this bible is just a no and needs to go because of how it is going to be used?

H/T What Tami Said  (as they say, once you have seen, you cannot unsee. thanks for that Tami - snark)