Happy Birthday Monica

Hey everyone, my no corn bread giving, Tim Horton's drinking homegirl Monica of Transgriot turns the big.

5-0 today.

So, in honour of Monica reaching the half century mark I thought we could do a list of things that are older than her:

• The wheel is older than Monica
• Fire, is older than Monica
• The windmill, is older than Monica
• The Model T Car is older than Monica
• The Radio is older than Monica
• and finally, dirt is older than Monica

Alright folks, I got that from one of Moni's fav shows the Cosby Show.  On a serious note, Monica you have been a great friend to me and I just want you to know how much I appreciate it.  I wish you nothing but the best in the years to come, and the world is better place for having you in it all these years, though girlfriend, you need to put down the hose and step away.