Though I have never met Sparky face to face, I truly consider him to be one of my best friends. He is warm, engaging, empathetic, strong willed and absolutely hilarious. I just wanted to take a moment to wish him a very happy birthday. You deserve only the best and because of this, I am willing to send you some maple syrup, one hot cup of Timmy's coffee, a squadron of Canadian Geese which you may command to do fly by poopies and finally Benny.
Have a wonderful day!